New Reality TV Shows

So You Think You Can Prance
Watching the cast of Broadways Shrek perform on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade perform I noticed how the chap that was playing Shrek was acting...flamboyant. Of course the character of Shrek isn't flambouyant, then it hit me! These actors have no outlet to express their ragingly flambouyant side and so it comes through in the otherwise masculine characters that they play. This creates a need. So You Think You Can Prance is a brutal competition that matches flourescent latex body suits with FLAMING dance moves and song lyrics.



America's Next Top Orphan
Lets face it, most parents think that they have the worst teenager in the world. This show allows them to prove it. The Mother and Father who win this competition are compensated when their children become a legal ward of the state.



Chopped
Ever wonder what happens to those infidels who aren't picked by bin Laden to be suicide pilots? This competition pits the strongest Al-Quida men against one another in an effort to become the clan's main eunich. Brutal competitions and withstanding the temptations of the Shah's heram will earn the lucky winner a date with the scalpel. There is no greater honor than becoming the next top eunich!



Dancing with the Lepers
This competition pits washed up celebrities against time. The winner of this dance competition once again claims fame and glory, but can they win before their partner falls apart? Arms and legs will fall off, noses will decay, and hips will break as real life lepers join their celebrity dance partners in "Dancing...with the Lepers"



Top Hobo Chef
It's always amazing what homeless people pass for a decent meal. Old chili, dead rats, Burger King! Top Hobo Chef rewards the Hobo who can create the best meal from the garbage they find on the street. Dumpster diving never sounded so delicious!